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Meditations for the real world. Because life isn't always rated PG.

(It's like Headspace, but with occasional profanity)

Why Mindflow?

Meditation apps are great but they don't address real world events and situations.

I curse. You curse. Why shouldn't your meditations?

We recorded some oddly specific meditations for your peace of mind.

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